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Quotes About Dogs

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
Andrew A. Rooney

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
Edward Abbey

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Unknown

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
Joe Weinstein

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Rita Rudner

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul; chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
Anne Tyler

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Fran Lebowitz

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
August Strindberg

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley

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