THE LIGHTER SIDE

It's Great to be a Man

As Related to Us by a Woman

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
  • Same work... more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with “So, notice anything different?”
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
  • You can leave the motel bed unmade.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
  • If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
  • You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
  • You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He must be mad at me.”
  • You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
  • If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
  • Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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